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[小说] 聊斋茶馆下集》:【扁桃县正传一】(即景荒诞小说)

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发表于 2012-11-24 17:55 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
本帖最后由 尔漪之姝 于 2014-7-10 15:34 编辑 <br /><br /><font size="4">&nbsp;【扁桃县正传】(一)<br></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14px">文/尔漪之姝<br><br></span><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp; <font color="indigo">甄士隐</font>手托受伤的人面蜘蛛来到一座大山的峡口,只见迎面的飞来石上刻着四个大字:“<font color="darkolivegreen">九峰灵</font><font color="darkgreen">山</font>”,知道离<font color="darkred">菩提老祖</font>隐修之处不远了。</font>
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<div><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp; 这灵山是当初<font color="sienna">女娲</font>娘娘用补天剩下的泥巴随便捏成的,是为了给捏出的飞禽走兽一个繁衍生息的居处。这山有九峰,一峰居中,八峰成八卦分布,峰峦各异。有的<span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: 18px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">万壑千岩 有的清逸秀丽 有的云雾缠绕 。春 夏 秋 冬四季景色同存,山峰之间飞瀑流云,清溪叮咚,遍布奇花异卉,珍禽异兽。</span></font></div>
<div><font size="4"><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"></span></font></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 当年<font face="Tahoma">菩提老祖云游途中一眼相中这风水宝地。见中峰高<span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: 18px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">耸入云,有九九归一之势,</span>就在<font size="3" face="Arial">山腰一平坦处</font>安家落户,种植菩提树,开拓百草园。</font></font></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp; 偶有路过此境 见此山名而入者,大多在山周围转悠半天,也进不去灵山,未见过圣僧,</font></span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma">故而今眼目下也未曽见那证得菩提之人。</font></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma"></font></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp; 甄士隐是菩提老祖忘年之交,常来此玩,自然有进山的索引指南。循着一条溪流七拐八弯就到了中峰脚下,<span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px">又攀爬360个台阶到了菩提山庄,早有</span><font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px">老祖关门弟子009童儿相迎。009把</span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4">甄士隐领到菩提林,</font></font></span></font></span></font></font></span></div>
<div><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4"><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span></span></font><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4">老祖和<font color="indigo">蒲松龄</font>已候在菩提树下的茶桌旁,见了受伤的<font color="red">人面蜘蛛</font>,忙嘱咐童儿将她放在菩提树叶上</font><font size="5">。</font></span></font><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="5" face="Tahoma"><font size="4">兄弟伙就开怀畅饮起来</font>。<br></font><span><font size="4" face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;人面蜘蛛在普提叶上吮吸了几滴甘露,手脚开始舒展开,慢慢在普提树枝上爬来爬去,并且能听清几位高人的龙门阵 .<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 只听老祖说道:"前几日,这灵山忽然刮了一股怪风,巡山的童子来报告,一只灵狐不见了。还有蹊跷的是百草园丢了一棵菠菜。千年菩提树被刮跑一片树叶。“<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; <font color="indigo">蒲松龄</font>问道:”是那只<font color="magenta">九色狐</font>吗“<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 老祖应道:”正是“。<br>(蒲松龄曾在此处见过这只可爱的精灵。它体毛洁白如玉,唯有狐尾九色相间,夜行时散发熠熠灵光,系山中-异类。常领着-群小狐狸在九峰之中玩耍,有时也来菩提林逛逛。蒲老弟对山中狐精花妖兴趣浓厚,把它们的爱恨情仇 趣闻逸事篹辑成《聊斋志异》一版再版。遂荣升为”聊斋学院“派的客座教授并兼”聊斋集团“董事长,聊斋业务遍及地球村。)<br><br></font><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 甄士隐<span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px">也问道:“是李时珍师兄</span></font></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma">送来的那棵菠莱吗”?心想菠菜到处都有,丢就丢了罢,还当回事说。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 老祖已看清他心中迷惑,笑眯眯的应道:<br>“师弟只知其一,不知其二。那李师弟为了写《本草纲目》,跑遍地球每个角落,遍尝百草,历尽千辛万苦。那年秋天在西域采药时偶得这棵菠菜,见其在秋霜冽风中亭亭玉立,苍翠欲滴便知是异卉,特送给老纳的。老纳将其植入百草园,令专人看守。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 那<font color="purple">秋菠</font>是一个红尘特效药方的药引,常与<font color="red">红豆</font>配方.炮制得当包治百病。秋菠四季郁郁葱葱,白昼从未见其开花。其时也四季花开,只是开在子时相交的暗夜。花开时波光流转 熠熠生辉,如电闪般摄人魂魄,转瞬即失很短暂,凡夫俗子岂能瞧见。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 那知这草的底细<font color="mediumturquoise">“</font><font color="blue">剩族”</font>门主“<font color="purple">月下老人</font>”早知,便专程前来下了定单,<font color="orange">要包销这药做引</font>。听说这时代剩男剩女数量大增,月老的业务繁忙,名目繁多,忙得焦头烂额,常发微信频频催货。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 这不,交货的期限快到,登记在册的菠菜突然少了-棵,失财事小,毁约事大,万-在江湖流行开来,月老岂肯罢休。<br>诸位兄弟在尘世游走,见多识广,特邀来出出主意,可惜李时珍云游不知去向未曾请来”。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 听完老祖一席话,俩兄弟方醒。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 只听</font><font size="4" face="Tahoma">蒲松龄言道:“这有何难,把爱徒009派去四处打探便是。它武功高强,变化远超石猴“齐天大圣”,况且他“探案门”师兄弟都是尘世密探高手,耳目众多,自会相助”。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 甄士隐</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma">接言:“我看那人面蜘蛛尘缘未了,何不同去搭个帮手”。<br></font><font size="4" face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp; 蒲松龄又说:”要不先挂靠聊斋集团开个聊斋茶馆做联络站,方便收集情报,传递信息”。<br><span>&nbsp;&nbsp; 大家都认为主意不错。</span></font></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma"><span>&nbsp;&nbsp; 老祖忙招来童儿009,如此这般地交待任务。</span></font></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma"><span>&nbsp; &nbsp;蒲松龄捉笔挥毫,亲笔篆书<font color="sienna">《</font></span><font color="sienna">聊斋茶馆》</font>的小样交与009。<br></font><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4"><span>&nbsp;&nbsp; 此时人面蜘蛛身体已经康复,听得此计划也满心欢喜。心想这样即可回家,又可酬谢诸位高人的搭救之恩,真个是两全其美。<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 009摇身一变成了一只信鸽,驮着人面蜘蛛循溪流的方向出山。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 甄士隐</span>还在高声嘱咐:“往那热闹之处去”。<br></font></font><span><font size="4" face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp; 这只鸽子打着自由的口哨在兰天白云下飞翔,忽然见一条江河的上游处显-城池,车水马龙热闹非凡,遂飞落城门歇息。见那城楼刻着<font color="darkred">【扁桃县】</font>三个大楷,下面并列-块<font color="darkorange">【发盐一马当先】</font>的金字招牌。<br></font><span><br><font size="4" face="Tahoma">(要知这 </font></span></span><font size="4" face="Tahoma">扁桃县的来龙去脉,与前列县有何渊源,且听下回分解)<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma"><br></font><font size="4"><span><font face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -2012.1124锁定该频道,好戏还在后头)</font></span></font></span></span></span></span><br><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4"><span><font face="Tahoma">见</font></span></font></span></span></span></span><a href="http://www.keai99.com/thread-138028-1-1.html" id="thread_subject" style="color: rgb(17, 17, 17); text-decoration: none; font-family: 'Microsoft Yahei', Hei, Tahoma, SimHei, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold; line-height: normal; orphans: auto; widows: auto;">《聊斋茶馆下集》:【扁桃县正传二】(即景荒诞小说)</a><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4"><span><font face="Tahoma"><br></font></span><br></font></span></span></span></span></span></div>

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大姐好!继续关注,感谢

,反正没事干,有空慢慢看
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叶诗梦 发表于 2012-11-24 19:47
不间断地在关注中。

天寒地冻的,有茶喝也不错呀{:kafei:}
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有点冷了吧?快发呀。我这可有暖气啊。哈哈。

骑虎难下,天冷也挨着,总得对得起看热闹的吧。{:dangao:}
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感谢您,以后赏酒啊,大姐

身处名酒之地,好酒多多的
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