唐僧网游记（微小说）

尔漪之姝

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<P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 文/尔漪之姝</P>
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<P>（<FONT color=#000000 size=3 face=微软雅黑><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px">看官这厢！）</SPAN></FONT></P>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face=微软雅黑><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px">话说唐僧师徒往东土取经，路经一茶馆，挂匾《高级读书会》。</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face=微软雅黑><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px">“灌水” “打酱油” 这“体” 那“门”，群聊鼎沸。</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face=微软雅黑><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px">和尚取经走的是洪荒蛮地，何曾听过这等新鲜玩意。</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none"><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face=微软雅黑><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: 24px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none">榆木疙瘩沙僧在菩提树下纳凉。</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=微软雅黑><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px">“QQ”　“ MM“的</SPAN><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: 24px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none">嗲声把八戒戳得浑身发酥。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none"></SPAN><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face=微软雅黑><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px"></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none"><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face=微软雅黑><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: 24px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none">玄装暗忖：咱也去网上“复制”些经文，“粘贴”交差罢了。</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none"><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face=微软雅黑><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: 24px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none">师父！俺老孙去《新浪》发个围脖。淘个宝贝——京陵十四钗！</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none"><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=微软雅黑><FONT size=3><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: 24px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none">音未绝，那</SPAN><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: 24px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none">石猴已去十万八千里。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none"><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=微软雅黑><FONT size=3><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: 24px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none"></SPAN><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none"></SPAN><FONT color=#e36c09 size=3 face=微软雅黑>备注：<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px">《</SPAN><FONT color=#000000 size=5 face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px">京陵十三钗》已被张艺谋炮制出炉</SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#e36c09 size=3 face=微软雅黑><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px">—2012.5.25为征文交差而为（10.10修改，137字）</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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尔漪之姝

一弯明月 发表于 2012-7-9 13:32
挺有想象力啊

为一个征文交差的。谢谢留墨。